I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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