YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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