they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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