1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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