You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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