If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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