I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Damn victory sex feels great
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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