I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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