You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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