i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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