talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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