White coat. Heels.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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