Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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