How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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