Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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