Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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