My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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