I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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