..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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