office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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