I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
that is very illegal...i love you.
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