just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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