His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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