Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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