He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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