Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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