**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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