cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
honey bunches of taint.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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