grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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