i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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