Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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