he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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