...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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