Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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