This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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