He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My feet surprised me
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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