He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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