she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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