Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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