That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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