Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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