Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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