escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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