i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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