I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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