the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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