it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
