There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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