why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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