I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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