I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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