if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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