Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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