Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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