Who did Billy Mays play for?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
