yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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