does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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