I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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